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My name is Stephanie I'm 17 and i like pizza

hancljob:

i thought perez hilton was paris hiltons damaged and slightly less famous brother 

hancljob:

i thought perez hilton was paris hiltons damaged and slightly less famous brother 

danasaur-lester:

thehardcoredanosaur:

what if childbirth is just the pain of the 9 periods you missed

and all this time i thought it was the baby ripping through your vagina

(Source: phanfrickintastic)

Reblogged from karmymakesmeweak, Posted by gurl.
gurl:

22 Important Life Lessons We Learned From Demi Lovato

because why not (ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ*:・゚✧

  • Zero - Who was your last text from?
  • One - What/who is your icon?
  • Two- Your relationship status?
  • Three - Have you ever lost a close friend?
  • Four - What is your current mood?
  • Five - What’s your brother(s)/sister(s)names?
  • Six - Where do you wish you were right now?
  • Seven - Have a crazy side?
  • Eight - Ever had a near death experience?
  • Nine- Something you do a lot?
  • Ten - Angry at anyone?
  • Eleven - What’s stopping you from going for the person you like ?
  • Twelve - When was the last time you cried?
  • Thirteen- What are you really good at ?
  • Fourteen - What do you think about when you are falling asleep?
  • Fifteen- What were you doing yesterday at 10pm?
  • Sixteen - Do you prefer light or dark hair on the opposite sex ?
  • Seventeen - Who was the last person you talked to on the phone?
  • Eighteen - What is/are your favorite band(s)? .
  • Nineteen - What are you doing right now?
  • Twenty - Who do you trust 100% right now?
  • Twenty one - Where did you get the shirt you are wearing?
  • Twenty two - Heavy metal music?
  • Twenty three- Who Was the last person you hugged.
  • Twenty four- Is there anything you’re hiding from someone?
  • Twenty five - Who are you thinking of right now?
  • Twenty six - What should you be doing right now?
  • Twenty seven - What are you listening to?
  • Twenty eight - You need new jeans. Quick where do you go?
  • Twenty nine - Who was the last person who yelled at you?
  • Thirty - Do you act differently around the person you like?
  • Thirty one - What is your eye colour?
  • Thirty two - Who was the last person to make you laugh?
  • Thirty three - Who was the last person to make you angry?
  • Thirty four - Hello Kitty or dora?
  • Thirty five - Is your hair naturally curly or straight?
  • Thirty six - Hug anyone of opposite sex in past 24 hours?
  • Thirty seven - One thing you want right now?
  • Thirty eight - Will you fall in love in the next few months?
  • Thirty nine - What does the 5th text in your inbox say?
  • Forty - Are you worried about the future?
  • Forty one - Are you happy with life right now?
  • Forty two - Are you currently jealous?
  • Forty three – Who's your best guy friend?
  • Forty four -Do you forgive or forget?
  • Forty five - What do you miss the most about elementary school?
  • Forty six - Favorite Disney Channel show ?
  • Forty seven – Who’s 3 of your best girl friends?
  • Forty Eight - What are you looking forward to?
  • Forty nine - Does anyone like you right now?
  • Fifty- Lyrics to the song you’re listening to?

diamondtwink:

i didn’t choose to be gay, lady gaga forced me to

Real Hacker vs Movie Hacker

  • real hacker: So you say you're gonna break into our local nuclear power plant? I really don't think that's possible
  • movie hacker: *types a few keystrokes* I'm in
  • real hacker: But the power plant's computers aren't even connected to the internet
  • movie hacker: I said I'm in. Now I'll cause a meltdown *types a few keystrokes* Done
  • real hacker: What do you mean done? There have to be many redundant safeguards in place to stop a meltdown. In any case, a meltdown would take time.
  • movie hacker: Want me to break into the CIA next?
  • real hacker: I don't even think you should attempt to...
  • movie hacker: *types a few keystrokes* Too late. I'm in

bellecosby:

whoa-bruh:

bellecosby:

My goal in life is to make a nigga feel the way Terrance Howard was feeling when Beyonce was giving him a lap dance 

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SAME.

NEW GOAL

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I’M TRYNA HAVE A NIGGA QUESTIONING HIS WHOLE LIFE EXISTENCE LIKE NICKI HAD DRAKE AFTER SHE GAVE HIM A LAPDANCE 

how dare you not notice me while i ignore you

(Source: zooeyclairedeschanel)

sebastian-cock:

My talents include being able to identify every one of the 5000 songs on my iPod by the first chord and eating more than the rest of my family combined